Funny Messages

A candle may melt
and it’s fire may die
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart.

Happy Birthday Greetings With Love

One day sky was crying
I ask him why are you
crying today
He told me i have lost my
beautiful start
It was a day when you were born.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Santa Banta Relationship SMS

Passenger: How dare u put ur hand in my pocket
Santa: I wanted a matchbox
Passenger: U could have asked me
Santa: I don't speak to strangers.

Love Shayari Collection

I Am Only Yours
I Am All Yours
My Eyes Are To Stare You
My Heart Is To Beat For You
My Mouth Is To Talk To You
My Arms Are To Hold You Tight
My Ears Are To Hear Your Sweet Voice
My Legs Are To Go For A Walk With You
My Shoulders Are To Put Your Head On When You Need To
My Everything Is Only Yours Baby
I Am Only Yours Forever And For Eternity!

Inspirational Facebook Status Messages

My bank is the worst
They're charging me money
for not having enough money
in my account. Apparently
I can't even afford to be broke.

Anniversary Nice Greetings

Come everyone let's give a cheer
In celebration of a couple dear
A couple who in love unite
And are seldom cross and hardly fight
To a couple who bring joy to all
May you laugh and sing and have a ball
May happiness surround you two
That is what I wish for you!

Fresh Dreaming Messages of Good Night

When my arms cant reach people
who r close to my heart
I always hug them with my prayers
May God grant u
what ur heart desires n keep u happy
Good Night.

Lovely Good Morning Messages

Gum na kr apki raaho me na ayenge
saamna hua to najar na milayenge
jb tk hoga apko apki glti ka ehsas
hm apki is dunia se bhut dur chale jayenge
Good morning!

Good Afternoon Hindi SMS

A night hug warms the heart
A night kiss brightens the day
And a good afternoon to start your day.

Miss You Motivational Quotes

I liked lots of people
and missed very few
but no one has been
as special as you
I’d stand and wait
in the world’s longest que
just for pleasure of being with you!

Full Comments On Break up

Once a guy who recently had a
breakoff with her girl friend
Was asked ?.hav u left ur
girl friend or she left u
He smiled and answered
Love left us!

Comments On Insulting

Many times we loose our
friends because we are
unable to express how
special they are to us
So this message is only for
them whom i never want to loose
because you are so special to me.

English Republic Day Messages

India is cradle of the human race
the birthplace of human speech
the mother of history,the grandmother
of legend,and the great grand mother
of tradition.Our most valuable & most
artistic materials in the history of
man treasured up in India only
Vande...Mataram...Jai ho.

Independence Day Greetings

Your validity for taking a
bath expires on this 14th August
Kindly recharge the validity by
taking a bath to avoid, khujli
dandruff, maeil, and badbooo
So wish you a HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

Conversation Dialogues of Husband & Wife

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho
Husband: Makkhiya maar rha hu
Wife: Kitni mari
Husband: 3 male aur 2 female
Wife: Kaise malum
Husband: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se.

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

Wife:What is 10 years with me
Husband:A second
Wife:What is $1000 for me
Husband:A coin
Wife: Ok give me a coin
Husband:Wait a second.

Man: Sir, my wife is missing
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai
police station me complain dijiyee
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha.

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary
She said, ‘I want something shiny
that goes from 0 to 150 in about
3 seconds!’ I gifted her
a weighing scale.

Funny Hindi Movies Dialogues

Main uske liye mar chuki hoon
woh bhi aap ke yaadon mein pal pal
mar rahan hai,to kehdo use ke un yadoon
ki cheeta bana kar jalade,us cheeta se
uthta dhua bhi aap ke pyaar ka hi hoga.

Good Luck SMS Collection

Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow
Sometimes we must fail in order to know
Sometimes we must lose in order to gain
Because some lessons in life are best learned through pain
Have a blessed day!

Lovely Double Meaning Messages

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly
Girlfriend:Push it in
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t
Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Romantic Broken Heart SMS

Remember me and bare in mind
A faithful girl is hard to find
This is always good and true
So dont go changing old for new.

Bewafa Messages Collection

ZINDAGI Bewafa Kyun Hoti Hy
WAFA Karny Ki Saza Kyun Hoti Hy
Choti C Baat Pe Baha Dety Hain KHOON
Insan Mein Itni ANNA Kyun Hoti Hy
Karta Hun Mein Jis Se Baar Baar TAUBA
Elahi Mujh Se Wohi KHATA Kyun Hoti Hy
Banaaty Tu Hain Hum Apnay Haathon Se MASJID
NAMAZ Apni He Phir QAZA Kyun Hoti Hy?

Funny Quotes of Flirt SMS

BOY: Mere Sath Chalogi
GIRL: Kahan
BOY: Jahaan Tum Kaho
GIRL: 0K Police Station Chalte Hain
BOY: Lo Batao, Ab Banda Apni 'Baji' Se Mazaq B Nahi Kr Sakta.

Different Lines of Success

Before You Start Some Work, Always Ask Yourself Three Questions
Why Am I Doing It
What The Results Might Be And
Will I Be Successful
Only When You Think Deeply And Find
Satisfactory Answers To These Questions, Go Ahead.

Entrepreneurial Motivational Message

Every test in our life
makes us bitter or better
Every problem comes
to make us or break us
Choice is our whether
we become victim or victor.

Romantic Messages Jokes of Rajnikanth

How does Rajinikanth passes his time?
Ek Macchar ko pakdo
Usko zameen par lita do
"Gudguddi" karo...Aur
Jaise hi woh hasne ke liye muh khole
ALL OUT pila dete hai rajinikant.

SMS Collection of CID

acp taru taklu 6 chikno, wah wah
acp taru taklu 6 chikno , wah wah
daya aa to 6 kele nu chhilko!

MUnnabhai Messages Collection

PROFESSOR
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho
MUNNA BHAI
Gandhi bahut jabardast
aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam
par apun ko yeh nehin
malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hain!

Friendship is Like SMS

Wada hain hamari dosti khas rahegi
Yado ki jhalak dil k pas rahegi
Nahi bhulungi aapko or aapki dosti ko
Jabtak aapke naam ki spelling yaad rahegi.

A True Friendship Saying

You're a true friend
That i want you to know
Our love for each other
Has helped us to grow
We've been through some tough times
But we've made it through
The only one i ever trusted was you.

Bhai Dooj Message Greetings

Dear Brother,
on this Bhaidooj
I wish to say that you are the best brother
and you mean to me
the whole world
Happy Bhaidooj.

Dhanteras Greetings in English

Patako ka rang
Dhoopon ki khusboo
pyar bhare umang
mithai ka swad
apno ka pyaar
MUBARAK HO APKO LAXMI PUJAN KA TYOHAR …
Happy Dhanteras!

A Beautiful Wish for New Year

Nights are Dark but Days are Light
Wish your Life will always be Bright
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a BRAND NEW YEAR
HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Cute and Romantic Wishes of Dussehra

Aaj Khandenavmi
Udya aahe Dasara
Problem sare visra
Vichar karu naka dusra
Chehra theva nehami Hasra
Tumha sarvana
SHUBH DASARA.

Gandhi Jayanti Quotes

Jo Bhagwan ko nahi manta
Use me Insaan nahi manta aur
Jo Gandhiji ko nahi manta
Use me Indian nahi manta
Wishing all Indians
Happy Gandhi Jayanti.

Dipavali Greetings in English

Deepawali hai parv deepo ka
Khushiyon ka
apnapan ka
achhai ka
Ujalo ka
Ullas ka
Wishing all Very Happy Deepawali.

Cute & Romantic Dipavali Wishes

Pal Pal Sunhare phool Khile
Kabhi Na Ho Kaanto Ka Saamna
Jindagi Aapko Khushiyo Se Bhari Mile
Dipawali ke pawan absar par yehi hain hamai Shubhkamnayen.

Festival of Diwali SMS

Har dam khushiya ho sath
Kabhi daman na ho Khali
Hum sab Ke taraf se
Wish you Happy Diwali.

Collections of Navratri

Himer paras lage prane
Sharodiyar agomone
agamonir khabor peye
boner pakhi utlo geye
sishirveja notun bhore
ma asche aalo kore
Happy durga puja!

Best Quotes of Navratri

Those empty spaces were my silent prayers,
asking Maa Durga to guide & protect YOU always
in whatever YOU do & wherever
YOU are!Happy navratri and durga puja.

Nice Greetings For Navratri

Mohaparbon er somapon, Dukkhe bhore uthlo mon
Sobai mile bolo tobe, Asche bochor abar hobe
Suvo Bijoya.

Beautiful Messages For Lovely Persons

Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein
Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein.

A Nice Advice SMS

Love Is Like A Pant
But Friendship
Is Like A Chaddi
Bcoz
Pant Phat Bhi Jaye To
Chaddi Izzat Bacha Leti Hai
So Thanx 4 Being My
Chaddi Friend.

Cute Flirt Messages

God asked what is forgiveness?
A little girl gave lovely reply
it is d wonderful fruit that a tree gives
when it is being hurt by a stone.

Nice Messages in English

Missing you gets easier every day
because even though it’s one day
further from the last time we saw each other and
it's one day closer
to the next time we will meet.

Cute Hindi SMS

Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai
Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?