Lovely Double Meaning Messages

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly
Girlfriend:Push it in
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t
Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Ladki & Tea me hamesha 7Qualitis dekho
1. Garam ho
2. Gori ho
3. Tez ho
4. Meethi ho
5. Doodh zyada ho
6. Do minute me taiyar ho
7. Raat ko Sone na deti ho.

Teacher says
Agar apna
character acha
karna chahte ho to
apni har teacher ko
maa samjho
Student:per miss is se hamary papa
ka character kharab hoga.

I always think about U
I can’t live without U
I really need U
I’m totally mad about U
I just wanna be with U
I’m crazy 4 U
I wanna marry U
I LOVE U
Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai.