MUnnabhai Messages Collection

PROFESSOR
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho
MUNNA BHAI
Gandhi bahut jabardast
aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam
par apun ko yeh nehin
malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hain!

Apun 1 sher bolega
Choro Taraf Chaand fenkrela hain light
Boleto ho gayeli hai night
Band karne ka tube light
Aur soneka tight
Bole tou, Bye Good Night!

Apun dono ka dosti Aikdum
jhakz hona mangta hai
Jhakz bole to, apun hira tu moti
Apun sabji tu roti
apun pani tu tanki
Apun tarzan tu monkey.

Circuit:
Bhai, American President Kahan Rehta Hai
Munna: Dhobighaat Pe
Circuit: Dhobighaat Bola To
Munna:
English Me Bolay Tu
Washing Town!

Munna bhai:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hain
Circuit:
Bolay to patient khud operation
karna seekh na le is liye.