Santa Banta Relationship SMS

Passenger: How dare u put ur hand in my pocket
Santa: I wanted a matchbox
Passenger: U could have asked me
Santa: I don't speak to strangers.

Santa: I have swallowed a key
Doctor: When
Santa: 3 months back
Doctor: What were you doing till now
Santa: I was using duplicate key
now I have lost it too.

A lady calls Santa for repairing the door bell
Santa does not turns up for 4 days
Lady calls again
Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days
I press the bell, but no one comes out.

Banta: What is Ox
Santa: Gaadi
Banta: What's Oxford
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.

Banta: My wife is very courteous
Santa: My wife is more courteous than your wife
Banta: How
Santa: Whenever she kicks me, she apologises.