Funny Quotes of Flirt SMS

BOY: Mere Sath Chalogi
GIRL: Kahan
BOY: Jahaan Tum Kaho
GIRL: 0K Police Station Chalte Hain
BOY: Lo Batao, Ab Banda Apni 'Baji' Se Mazaq B Nahi Kr Sakta.

Jab Tak Zinda Raha
Msg Karta Rahonga
Jab Msg Na Bhejon
To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya
Balke
Samajh Lena ki
Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Zyada Hogaya Hai.

Girlz Hv Only 2 Feelings
1- Kisi Boy Se Pyar Nai Krna.
Bcoz: Wafa Nai Milti Sb Chor Jate Hen.
2- Jo Wafadaar Ho Us Ko Chor Do.
Bcoz: Ghar Wale Kya Sochen Ge?
Moral: Girlz R Like The LIFE. Khud Bewafa Hen Or Wafa Chahti Hen
Apni Feelingz Sb Kuch N Boy's Feelingz Just MANGO!

Biwi Ko Apni Palkon Pe Bitha Lo
De K Khushi Us K Sary Gham Chura Lo
Pyar Aisa Kro K Sub Dekhte Reh Jaen
Parosan Bi Aa K Kahe
Mjhe Bi Apni Bewi Bana Lo.

Pakistani Guy's TOP 10 Lines
1. I Love U
2. Im Single
3. Im Not A Player
4. I M Very Sincear With U
5. I M Only Your's
6. U Can Trust Me...
7. I Cnt Marry U, Family Wont Agree
8. Talk To You Later, Need To Take My Mum Somewhere.
9. You Are My Life, Can't Even Think Of Living Without U
10. Call You Back Inabit!