Wife: Kya kar rahe ho
Husband: Makkhiya maar rha hu
Wife: Kitni mari
Husband: 3 male aur 2 female
Wife: Kaise malum
Husband: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se.
Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
Wife:What is 10 years with me
Husband:A second
Wife:What is $1000 for me
Husband:A coin
Wife: Ok give me a coin
Husband:Wait a second.
Man: Sir, my wife is missing
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai
police station me complain dijiyee
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha.
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary
She said, ‘I want something shiny
that goes from 0 to 150 in about
3 seconds!’ I gifted her
a weighing scale.
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