My bank is the worst
They're charging me money
for not having enough money
in my account. Apparently
I can't even afford to be broke.
Ladies: Please dress how you would
like to be approached and talked to
Don't dress like a hoe and expect
to be treated like a Queen.
Cop pulls man over for suspicion
of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you
been drinking? Man: No. Cop
Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
An English professor wrote the words
Woman without her man is nothing
on the blackboard and directed his
students to punctuate it correctly
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man
is nothing The women wrote: Woman
Without her, man is nothing!
A guy sitting with his girlfriend
drinking beer says, I love you Girl asks
Is it you or the beer talking?
Boy replies, Its me. Talking to my beer.
They're charging me money
for not having enough money
in my account. Apparently
I can't even afford to be broke.
Ladies: Please dress how you would
like to be approached and talked to
Don't dress like a hoe and expect
to be treated like a Queen.
Cop pulls man over for suspicion
of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you
been drinking? Man: No. Cop
Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
An English professor wrote the words
Woman without her man is nothing
on the blackboard and directed his
students to punctuate it correctly
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man
is nothing The women wrote: Woman
Without her, man is nothing!
A guy sitting with his girlfriend
drinking beer says, I love you Girl asks
Is it you or the beer talking?
Boy replies, Its me. Talking to my beer.
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